Transformers Will Transform Theaters

The Transformers movie will soon hit theaters, and it is expected to transform it into something akin to "mayhem" with the new breed of action hero in computer-generated robots from a machine planet that somehow can change into exact copies of cars of late twentieth century Earth. Why this is so begs explanation and I do hope the movie tackles this. Anyway, if you were fond of animated cel action as a boy, you will surely enjoy this as an adult. Just look at that giant yellow robot on the set! It's your kid fantasy come true! Too bad, this one will mostly appeal to boys. Maybe they should make a movie about robot Barbie dolls as well. Yeah, that will appeal to boys, too...